Vice President of Information Technology
"Our team powers the warp core for the Stone-ship Enterprise."
Associate Director of Information Technology
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"Arrogant Bastard Ale: OAKED for your pleasure."
IT Network Administrator
"Stone beer, life is good."
IT/HR Administrative Assistant
"Friends don't let friends drink fizzy yellow beer"
"After a long day of riding, nothing satiates quite like the brisk cold feel of a good brew."
"We put the binary in your beer!"
IT Systems Analyst
"My servers are liquid cooled... with Stone IPA!"
Sr. IT Technician
"Stop being a 'Wussie'. Drink Stone."