STONE JUSTIFICATION ALE
TESTIMONIALS
Since I've been drinking Stone Justification Ale, I feel better and I look better. This beer lives up to its promise of "more out of less!"
-Stone Brewing CEO Greg Koch
Gentlemen, I never thought anything would ever happen to me that warrants writing a testimonial, but that all recently changed. I am a student at a small, mid westwern university. While I wouldn't consider myself particularly good looking, I'm also not the ugliest dog in the pound. Recently, I was attending a party at one of the local frat houses. I arrived stag, and half an hour later it looked like I was going to leave that way. Then it happened. I picked up my first Stone Justification Ale. In that single moment, my world changed. You see, I have always been a drinker of heavy beers. Without realizing it, I was slowing myself down. Worse than that, I had been consuming unnecessary carbs. Suddenly, I was reaching for the stale, greasy chips and still feeling good about myself. I had a new found confidence, brought on by the justification of my junk food diet. I no longer had the burden of feeling bad about the way I eat, because I was balancing it with a lo-carb, light beer. Not just any lo-carb, light beer. Stone Justification Ale lives up to it's marketing with "an extraordinary depth of flavor lightness". Better yet, the label on the bottle looked really cool in my hand. Cool enough to catch the eye of a very hot blonde who, until that moment, had written me off as someone who wasn't taking care of himself. Well, we left that party together and, for that night, I didn't have to "take care of myself". But that's a different story. Thank you, Stone Brewing Company, thank you.
-Thomas Walker |
All this time I've wanting a Stone brew that is not over the top on flavor. With my sensitive taste buds, the overwhelming bitterness of Stone Ruination IPA and the strong maltyness of Arrogant Bastard and the Double Bastard has ruined my pallet for almost any other food and beverage I may consume for that night; not to mention the "flavor shield" those beers leave on my teeth. It's nice to know this new lo-carb beer will not only be light in flavor but it will also allow me to be light in the loafer.
-Stephen Hattrup |
Life is all about compromises. I now find myself being able to eat more of the foods that enrich my life like french fries and chicken nuggets. Having these in exchange for a good beer is just common sense. With Stone Justification Ale on my side, I can finally strike this balance.
-Webmaster Mike | San Marcos, CA
I can't wait to get a few bombers of your new beer for my bar/cellar in my home. I'll put it right next to that lemonylime stuff you sold me a year or two ago. At only 2.5 abv, the other guys will be impressed at how well I can 'hold my liquor'. Way to go Stone!
-Craig Quesnell |
I used to drink Stone beers for the taste, before I became a big fat slob. Now I can enjoy the best California has to offer, lose weight, and have something to water my lawn with as well! Thanks, Stone!
-Mark Dunfee | Lansdale, PA
I was rather excited by your new low-carb beer... until I tried it. I don't know what you guys are trying to pull but Stone Justification was still more flavorful than my normal fizzy yellow beer. Obviously Stone can't be trusted to make a low carb, low calorie, low taste beer. I feel ashamed for being sucked in by your multi-million dollar ad campaign.
-Martin Schofield | Westwood, MA
FINALLY YOU GUYS GOT IT RIGHT!! A GOOD TASTING LO-CARB BEER WITH ALL THE FLAVOR STILL INTACT, AND NONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF A REAL BEER. NO MORE DOUBLE BASTARD ALE OR STONE OLD GAURDIAN FOR ME; I HAVE TASTED THE LIGHT, AMEN BROTHERS!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SHARE THIS WITH MY CARB CONSCIECE BRETHEREN. I JUST HOPE YOU CAN JOIN THE MASS PRODUCTION MARKET LIKE THE BIG BOYS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK....ONE HOLE SMALLER IN MY BELT ---
-DAN JORDAN |

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