Wry Jokes sprinkled with a healthy dose of sarcasm for our Beloved Fans...
Here at Stone, April Fools is considered a major holiday. We've had plots formed well in advance --- usually jokes are written the night before --- to point out absurdities in our beloved industry (at least as we see it).

Having said that, here's some past April Fools jokes we've played on a mildly suspecting public...really, you should have known better. After all, we tell the truth all year long so do you really think we'd pass up our once-a-year opportunity to tell a big whopper of a fib? Not on your life!
APRIL FOOLS DAY 2006:
BASTARD OXIDE
ENERGY ALE


Special thanks to Chris Polland, Burton C. Bell, Zakk Wylde, and John Shultz Photography for making the whole thing possible!
APRIL FOOLS DAY 2004:
Stone Justification Ale

Special thanks to John Schulz and the rest of the gang down at John Schulz Photography for lending their talents!
APRIL FOOLS DAY 2003:
Stone Monolith
The "official" Press Release
APRIL FOOLS DAY 2002:
Stone Extreme LemonyLime
"It's Freshtastic!"
The "official" Press Release
The "official" Webpage
The Reactions